below the picture of the boys is links to each chapter “one, two, three” etc.“these inconvenient fireworks: a master post” will be at the top of the page. this will take you to wontsitstill’s page.then it will ask you if you want to add “wontsitstill” to your friends list, at the bottom of the next page.then, click this at the top of the page.go HERE after you have logged in to livejournal.INCREDIBLY EMOTIONALLY COMPROMISING BUT TOTALLY WORTH IT.EXCELLENT SMUT (it features switching between bottoming/topping for both pairings, for those who care about that kind of stuff - I personally don’t).“Sorry it looked like we were having a grope in a supply cupboard, actually Zayn just set his own head on fire in a desperate attempt to get your attention because he thinks you are destined to be together and now every time he sees you he throws himself into the nearest shelter like it’s a fucking air raid?” “What do you want me to say?” Louis says, tripping over a bucket in search of the door. Zayn is the discount frozen peas of humanity.” That’s what Zayn deserves to eat: discount frozen peas. There’s a sale on frozen peas, apparently. If there’s a modern equivalent to wandering a moor in a open waistcoat, this is it. “And so he’s at Tesco now, trudging up and down the frozen peas food aisle. “Look, just because I like him as a person, and just because he’s extremely fit, and just because he makes me laugh and also sometimes makes me want to drown myself in a ditch, does not mean I fancy him.” seriously, i could talk for DAYS about how TIF is a great literary masterpiece, because of its use of foils, voice, symbolism, metaphor, and character arcs OH MY GOD THE CHARACTER ARCS. In much more isolated incidences: discussion of outing and bullying, use of the word “c*nt,” one instance of ridiculous cross-dressing.Ī/N: Title from “Stray Italian Greyhound” by Vienna Teng.

Louis is a jaded bastard who owns a cat named Duchess and teaches drama to teenagers, Harry is an idealistic aspiring photographer/part-time footy coach, Zayn teaches English lit and wears leather jackets, Liam saves people from burning buildings, and Niall is Niall. Summary: Future AU in which nobody tries out for X Factor but the boys end up finding one other eventually anyway. WHAT IS THESE INCONVENIENT FIREWORKS (aka TIF)? WHY YOU SHOULD READ THESE INCONVENIENT FIREWORKS: AN INFORMATIONAL PAGE

These Inconvenient Fireworks by mdasch